Wishful Boyfriend Resume

Education:
College degree
Potential post frat boy
Dean's List

Work:
$50,000 per year - minimum
Willing to travel
Works 8-5

Work Background:
Auto Mechanic or Homebuilding

Looks:
Brown hair, tan skin, eyes (any color)
Not hairy
Body builder a plus...however, post college physique acceptable
Not afraid to wear shorts and flipflops
Polos and vintage tee's are favs
Jeans can have the rugged look - and wrangers are unacceptable
Owns at least one suit
Boxers or boxer briefs

Religion:
Follow of Christ
Member of a Church (Morman, Church of Christ, Catholic, & Penecostal not acceptable)
Prayer at mealtime is a must

Sports:
Golf, football, frisbee, baseball, jogging
Attends all home Alabama games & also attends away games at Tennesee, The Swamp, LSU, and Auburn
Talledega tickets acceptable in October only
Does not like to watch baseball, basketball, golf, NASCAR on t.v
Will throw Superbowl party and football parties for friends
Knows the rules to all American Sports

Hobbies:
Rock Climbing, swimming, guitar playing, Fantasy Football (acceptable to a degree), volunteering for helping a good cause (relay for life etc.), going out to eat, tailgating

Political Views:
Republican - and researches the platform before making stupid argumentative comments without not knowing the facts

Comes With:
Ability to know the unspoken relationship rules, cuddling, affectionate comments, calling regularly and answering my phonecalls, messages (with oil and for more than 10 minutes), will pick out chick flicks without begging, interesting conversations, the ability to talk things through without making irrational decisions

Vehicle:
Truck with small lift and slightly larger tires or
Jeep Wrangler or
Hybrid (hey, gas is expensive)

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OK OK I know that is asking a little much...but it's fun to dream huh? :)